tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23196937.post114782699638134785..comments2023-11-03T05:45:42.044-06:00Comments on *The Heeler*: Unleash the FurySid the Doghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05075330809075822256noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23196937.post-1148054604544490452006-05-19T10:03:00.000-06:002006-05-19T10:03:00.000-06:00I have long been against docking ears and tails. ...I have long been against docking ears and tails. I understand that some breeds tails will split if not docked, but to make dobermans look more badass?!? Puuuulllleeeeassse!<BR/><BR/>I like the floppy ears, better to chew and slobber on. And long tails are sleek and sexy.<BR/><BR/> - Selma SueAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23196937.post-1147893630634696952006-05-17T13:20:00.000-06:002006-05-17T13:20:00.000-06:00i've also read suspicions that people have been ha...i've also read suspicions that people have been having plastic surgery done on their show dogs to better "conform to the breed standard." i'm so glad i'm a mutt. i am my own standard. naked apes, can't live with 'em, can't open the fridge without 'em (though i'm trying to figure it out.)wallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17812654736377554635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23196937.post-1147879387610683122006-05-17T09:23:00.000-06:002006-05-17T09:23:00.000-06:00Wally- I just read an article recently about peopl...Wally- I just read an article recently about people who are taking their dogs to South America for botox to "repair" floppy ears and have their dog's boobs lifted after having litters (think it was in Seattle-area paper), although luckily it hasn't happened here much in the USA. But who knows, soon doggy day care could become synonymous with "Fifi has had a little work done..." <BR/> Mayo, you are my model for aging. Don't go quietly into that dark night!Sid the Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05075330809075822256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23196937.post-1147873522410798522006-05-17T07:45:00.000-06:002006-05-17T07:45:00.000-06:00Yo Sid - its the old Miles in da HIIISSSSOOOOUUUUS...Yo Sid - its the old Miles in da HIIISSSSOOOOUUUUSSSEEEE! Yo, I just want to drop this crazy sh_t. Last night my pa sez to my ma some crap about me goin' to a creamatorium soon. <BR/><BR/>Yo Yo YO, that sh_t is WACK! It is like those bitches is on death watch fo yours truely. Hey man, I is almost 12 years young, I got epliepsy and I is BLACK! That means that sometimes I be walkin' slow when those crazy wack rents of mine takin' me on a death march when it is 90 degrees. I ain't dieing - I IS OLD M-er F-ers! <BR/><BR/>Chill out DUDES. I ain't dieing, I is just gettin' started! Now get me some barbs. . . oh yeah!<BR/><BR/>Mayo - OUT!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23196937.post-1147863478209551582006-05-17T04:57:00.000-06:002006-05-17T04:57:00.000-06:00pssst...i don't usually trust naked apes when they...pssst...i don't usually trust naked apes when they write about us but i like that book too! <BR/><BR/>old dogs are cool but it's only a matter of time before they invent botox for dogs (would dogs ever be so dumb as to voluntarily inject toxin into their face?) i had a little nip and tuck once but the vet called it "fixing me." i dunno.wallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17812654736377554635noreply@blogger.com