Sanctimonious slimeball Rick Santorum is..... Well... How do I put this? GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GONE AT LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phew. That felt good. I usually hate exclamation points, but for once that little period capped with the straight line just seems to do my mood justice. Now, like a bad penny, the cat from Pet Sematary, or ( ahem, for you Dan Savage fans out there) a piece o' santorum, I'm sure Rick Santorum will turn up again. But let's enjoy it for now, shall we?
5 comments:
He's out of the Senate, but I am sure he already has the offers rolling in to be a high paid lobbyist. Scum sucking bottom feeding sanctimonious rat's a**. Like I give a rat's a**!
Bussie Kissies
Buster
It is a grand day for America.
Buster-
Very true. Like I said, we probably haven't heard the last from ol' Rick. In fact, I imagine that when he heard the news of his political thrashing, he probably raised his fist to the sky and proclaimed "you may have won this one GODLESS PERPETRATORS OF ALL THAT IS UNHOLY DEMOCRATS, but I will return!!! BWAH HA HA AHA HA!!!!" And then he disappears into a puff of smoke. But hey, at least it may be a while before he turns up again. As Connie mentions, 'tis a grand day for America. Having been so disheartened by the Great Oppressor political process for so long, I am enjoying this moment of schadenfreude. I know it is fleeting, but it still feels good for now.
not just beaten but smooshed, humiliated, rebuked, and pounded. ha!
sadly, buster is right that he will take his corrupt butt directly to k street to lobby for various nefarious causes (like man-dog love which he mentions a bit too often for my comfort, if you know what i mean.) or he will occasionally surface on faux news to ogle the ladies in short skirts and make pronouncements about other people's private sexual practices.
i hope he continues to run for office to give us the opportunity to remind people of the sheer lunacy of the republican congress that declared same-sex marriage the greatest threat to civilization while baghdad was burning.
and i hope every time he surfaces someone mentions the nasty stuff that dan savage rechristened "santorum." hehehehe.
Wally-
I'm hoping that the only lobby Santorum gets near is the one in the unemployment office, although I'm sure he will have no trouble finding some sort of evil employment opportunities. Does the Capitol building have a lobby? If so, he can pass through that one on his way out the door clutching his last box of office supplies and his trophy from the Evildoers of America Club. And I hope he is crying as he exits the building. And then I hope there is a huge gay pride parade waiting for him outside.
I cannot WAIT for Dan Savage's post-election column. I also love the fact that the definition of a certain substance is still the first hit when you enter "Santorum" into Google. Tee hee.
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