Sunday, October 22, 2006

Master of Nothing

I apologize for my lack of posts lately, but SOMEBODY has been HOGGING THE COMPUTER because of her stupid master's thesis proposal and B is in AUSTRIA so I am not getting ANYTHING DONE. Master? HA!!! Master of nothing! We certainly know who the real master around here is. C'est moi. I've said it once and I'll say it again, graduate students are boring boring boring boring boring boring boring and they HOG THE COMPUTER!!! Seriously unfair. Why does my social life have to suffer just for the sake of yet another pointless brick in the edifice of public relations theory or gaseous emissions theory or chocolate chip cookie theory or whatever pointless thing the Great Oppressors choose to study? How about liver treat theory or the theory of keeping your dog intellectually engaged with something other than the couch or the spot of sunlight on the rug? I can't wait until B gets home.


Anonymous said...

Um, I say you need to open Doggie U. Perhaps you can offer fellowships and doctorates in HOW THE HECK TO SPOIL A DOG. The diplomas can be printed on yummy organic rawhides, and if the you-mans fail to pracice their new major of HOW THE HECK TO SPOIL A DOG we can eat their diploma and send them back thru university for a new one!

Missed you beautiful

Bussie Kissies

wally said...

my naked apes claim to be "masters." ha! hilarious! i feel your pain--when my mawma was working on her "diss-her-station" (which doesn't make any sense anyway, and it takes me a lot less time to diss things) i couldn't even get on the internets to browse for pictures of dogs without collars! sheesh. how much education do you need to rub our bellies, make us snacks, and take us for regular romps outside?

Sid the Dog said...

True that... Courses to include Shiatsu Dog Massage, Pigs Ears, and Swedish Dog Massage.

I don't know, but I'm a little worried that J will wear a hole in the couch or become immobile. She has become fond of writing while sitting on the couch. I'm wondering if there is some kind of repellent I can spray on it to keep her off. Hey, they do it to us...

Tin Tin Blogdog said...

Ummmm, her master's thesis proposal?

But you're her master. What's she proposing, a walk? treats? extra-long marrow bones?

And when will she submit it to you?

Sid, you gotta keep nuzzling her to finish that proposal so you can share it with us and we'll all assess its merits.

Whaddya think?

By the way, you look beeeyoutiful.

Chow for now,

Tin Tin xo