Sunday, September 10, 2006

Seriously F***ed Up. Seriously.

Okay, so I'm a liberated kind of dog. I have had several lovers, I have been known to hump a dog or two, and I certainly enjoy the occasional personal "play" session (because I can, that's why!). I even enjoy reading the Great Oppressor Dan Savage's sex advice column just to keep an open mind (and I like his politics. He seems like such a nice young man). Anyway, despite my efforts to keep an open mind about the following website I just can't. I discovered the following site for an animal "Bed and Bath" establishment accidentally while diving the dumpster of the Internet. The name of the business is "Miss Kitty's Bed and Bath." At the risk of litigation and to spare you the trouble of visiting the site yourself, I offer you the company logo! Sorry it's so tiny, but if you click on it you should be able to see the graphic clearly.

Given Miss Kitty's unfortunate "outfit," I would have to say that whoever dressed her in that has more issues than a magazine rack. The following pictures were taken from the Miss Kitty site and capture a deep underbelly of the American South, an underbelly dedicated to exploiting dogs and using them to fulfill unusual human fantasies. Prepare for my shocking expose... Observe!


This is right before the stripper pops out of that little cake and gives those two dachschunds a happy ending. And what is that one on the far left wearing? I suppose he is German...



His owner had to have done his shopping here, in the gift shop. Kinky, isn't it? Looks like a German leatherfest if you ask me! I can see the Great Oppressor now, carefully selecting the next Outfit of Shame for his unwilling animal slave.


















The hand of the Great Oppressor clenched around the throat, the inappropriate groping of the tail, the haircut (s)... Well, I mostly just included this one because of the glasses.




Further evidence of exploitation!!! Have we learned NOTHING from the JonBenet Ramsey case?

5 comments:

wally said...

dear god. that's not right. i like the picture under "our hotel" (i'm sure they rent by the hour, if you know what i mean) in which the bassett hound is playing dead, probably to avoid getting tarted up.

the dog show picture is creepy but i've always been creeped out by dog shows. especially the part where they grab the, um, family jewels. how would like it if we did that to you?

i have to admit, though, the dominatrix dachshund does make me want to hump a sofa.

Sid the Dog said...

How could I have possibly missed that picture of the bassett hound? Poor bastard...
After revisiting the site (okay, I think I can avoid getting sued. I'm a dog. www.misskittys.com), I am also fond of the quote "Pets find the familiar homelike materials of linoleum floors, cloth curtains, and ceramic crocks comforting to their senses and more like home." Ceramic crocks? And what's up with that Red Stater Jack Russell on the homepage?
Dog shows, man... I think Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's trips to Westminster say it all (if you haven't seen those clips, I believe YouTube may still have them).
I think the AKC should add a dominatrix category. Might spice things up a bit...

Simon said...

I'm all about comfort, but that S is F'ed! I of course feel the most compassion for my bretheren, the bassett. Playing dead is his only defense.

Sid the Dog said...

I wonder if he was playing dead like that to avoid being dressed up like a hot dog and paraded around like a piece of meat.
Also, returning to my last comment, are we sure that ceramic "crocks" isn't just a typo? What kind of a place is this???

Kaluah-lu said...

I can scarcely contain myself. Sign me up... I'll do whatever I can to help eliminate these deviant interspecies activities from continuing.

Lulu